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Last Updated: 02.07.2025 07:08

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Nuts and Butts
Minds and Behinds
What happened to your school bully?
No go.
Still no good.
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
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This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Loons and Moons
Catatonics & High Colonics
What are the most trending skin hydrating products of 2025?
share office space ...
So, the docs changed it to read
Another attempt resulted in ...
Why were the Japanese soldiers in WW II so hesitant to surrender in battle?
So they tried
No, not a chance
Hysterias & Posteriors
No way
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Unacceptable again!
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
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Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Just Forget it!
Thumbs down again.
Should transgender Ideology be renamed "Gender Revisionism/Biological Denialism"?
Everyone loved it.
Then came..
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Still no good
Next, they tried...
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Freaks and Cheeks
They put up a sign reading
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