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Last Updated: 02.07.2025 07:08

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Nuts and Butts

Minds and Behinds

What happened to your school bully?

No go.

Still no good.

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Ultra-thin lenses halve incident wavelength to make infrared light visible - Phys.org

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

7 Cereals to Eat for Better Gut Health, According to Dietitians - EatingWell

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Loons and Moons

Catatonics & High Colonics

What are the most trending skin hydrating products of 2025?

share office space ...

So, the docs changed it to read

Another attempt resulted in ...

Why were the Japanese soldiers in WW II so hesitant to surrender in battle?

So they tried

No, not a chance

Hysterias & Posteriors

I found a simple toggle to get rid of ads in my Gmail inbox, and I can't recommend it enough - Android Authority

No way

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Analysis & Anal Cysts

I tested an AI-powered glucose monitor against a traditional monitor for two weeks. Here's my verdict - ZDNET

Unacceptable again!

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

World Aquatics Takes Tough Stance on Enhanced Games - Newser

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Just Forget it!

Thumbs down again.

Should transgender Ideology be renamed "Gender Revisionism/Biological Denialism"?

Everyone loved it.

Then came..

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Weekend Box Office: How to Train Your Dragon Dethrones Lilo & Stitch with Fierce $84 Million Debut - Rotten Tomatoes

Still no good

Next, they tried...

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Did you know that by the end of the Biden/Harris regime, the United States' population will have increased by 7.46% in just 4 years? And historically, this type of mass immigration leads to a housing crisis and unaffordable housing for all?

Freaks and Cheeks

They put up a sign reading

A runway under construction at Newark's beleaguered airport reopens early - NPR